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11-22-2007, 09:07 AM
Doctor! Doctor! Doctor?

'Doctor, Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow.'
'Don't let people push you around, next.'

'Doctor, Doctor, should I file my nails?'
'No, throw them away like everybody else, next.

'Doctor, Doctor, how long will I live?'
'You should live to be eighty.'
'I am eighty.'
'What did I tell you?

'Doctor, Doctor, what should I do? I can't sleep at night.'
'Sleep during the day.'

'Doctor, Doctor, I'm feeling a bit schizophrenic.'
'That makes four of us.'

'Doctor, Doctor, I keep forgetting things.'
Doctor, 'When did that start happening?'
Patient. 'When did what start happening?'