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12-30-2007, 02:14 AM
WISHES FOR THE NEW YEAR
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your
stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not
rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your
proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber, and
the IRS.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during
rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find
a parking space.
May Friday evening, December 31, find you seated around the
dinner table, together with your beloved family and cherished
friends, ushering in the New Year ahead. You will find the food
better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the
pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might
ordinarily do that night.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others
see in you delight them.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you
finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and
may they include generous amounts for your church and charities.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to
your spouse, your child, and your parent(s). You can say it to your
secretary, your nurse, your butcher, your photographer, your
masseuse, your seamstress, your hairdresser or your tennis
instructor, but not with a "twinkle" in your eye.
Bless you with every happiness, great health, peace, and much
love during the next year and all those that follow.
..And I simply would add to that, the following:
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans
to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a
future. Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I
will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me
with all your heart." (Jeremiah 29:11-13)
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May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your
stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not
rise.
May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your
cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your
proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber, and
the IRS.
May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere during
rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find
a parking space.
May Friday evening, December 31, find you seated around the
dinner table, together with your beloved family and cherished
friends, ushering in the New Year ahead. You will find the food
better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the
pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might
ordinarily do that night.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others
see in you delight them.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you
finish dinner, may your checkbook and your budget balance, and
may they include generous amounts for your church and charities.
May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to
your spouse, your child, and your parent(s). You can say it to your
secretary, your nurse, your butcher, your photographer, your
masseuse, your seamstress, your hairdresser or your tennis
instructor, but not with a "twinkle" in your eye.
Bless you with every happiness, great health, peace, and much
love during the next year and all those that follow.
..And I simply would add to that, the following:
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans
to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a
future. Then you will call upon me and come and pray to me, and I
will listen to you. You will seek me and find me when you seek me
with all your heart." (Jeremiah 29:11-13)
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