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admin
04-13-2008, 09:02 PM
Men Are Good For Only One Thing

Upset over a newlywed squabble with my husband, I went to my
mother to complain. Trying to console me, my dad said that
men are not all like this all the time.

"Nonsense," I said. "Men are good for only one thing!"

"Yes," my mother interjected, "but how often do you have to
parallel park?" :11:

admin
04-13-2008, 09:03 PM
Bumpers

Most people hate to parallel park. The other day, I saw this
woman trying to get out of a tight parking space. She bumped
the car in front, then backed up and hit the car behind her.
This went on about two minutes.

I walked over to see if I could somehow help. My offer was
declined. She said, "Why have bumpers if you're not going to
use them once in a while?"