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05-05-2008, 02:26 PM
ADDENDUM TO MURPHY'S LAW
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
8. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
9. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
10. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
11. You have the right to remain silent ... Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
13. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
14. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
15. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
popular?
16. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
17. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and
blamed it on the high cost of living.
18. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
19. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
20. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
21. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's population.
22. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
23. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
those who got there first.
24. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
25. Shin: A device for finding furniture.
26. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
27. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
--Author unknown
1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
5. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.
8. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
9. He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
10. She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
11. You have the right to remain silent ... Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
13. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
14. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.
15. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so
popular?
16. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
17. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and
blamed it on the high cost of living.
18. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
19. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
20. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
21. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's population.
22. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
23. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by
those who got there first.
24. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
25. Shin: A device for finding furniture.
26. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
27. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
--Author unknown