francie21805
10-29-2008, 06:14 PM
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your Clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your Butt.'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the Husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put Talcum Powder in my Underwear?'
She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder, It's 'Miracle Grow.'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the Husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put Talcum Powder in my Underwear?'
She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder, It's 'Miracle Grow.'