202 Reasons Why a Cat is Better than a Man

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Cats love when you fuss over them.
Cats are not afraid to commitment.
Cats don’t believe in divorce.
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A Beautiful woman needs lots of shoes.
A cat thinks you should have lots of shoes.
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A cat doesn’t care how you look in the morning.

A cat would never flirt with your friends.

A cat would never tell you how to dress or grouse that you wear too much makeup.

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[annalittlebit]

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Though they’re impeccable about grooming, cats don’t hog the bathroom.

Cats don’t leave the toilet seat up.

Cats love to listen to you sing.

Cats are never sarcastic.

A cat would never use your razor for his face.

A cat would never bet on the horses.

Cats are loyal. They don’t give their affection to just anyone who strokes them.

A cat would never wear a pinky ring.
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[annalittlebit]

:lol:

[francie21805]

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A cat would never hog the remote.

A cat would just as soon curl up with a good book, or play with a yarn mouse, as watch trashTV.

Cats are easy to live with.

Cats love to cuddle.

“9 out of 10 people find it relaxing to be with a cat.”
Cats lower your blood pressure.

Cats think you look smart in glasses.

Cats are great company.

Cats adore independent women.

Cat’s don’t worry abut being politically correct.
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A cat would never apologize to his friends because you’re a vegetarian.

A cat would never hang a moose head in the living room.

Cats adapt well to mood swings.

Cats don’t hold a grudge.

Cats are civilized.

A cat doesn’t need a Rottweiler to make him feel macho.

A cat doesn’t need to be right 100 percent of the time.

A cat doesn’t care if you beat him at Jeopardy.

Cats like to exercise with you.







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[sioux]

They don't leave the toilet seat up although they like to drink from the potty.

[francie21805]

Yes they do! :mrgreen:

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Cats love to putter in the garden.
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A cat doesn’t need to go out in the woods with other cats,
Beat drums, light fires, and dance to get in touch with is cathood.
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A cat isn’t threatened if you have a lot of friends.
A cat would never ask you to sign a palimony agreement.
Cats aren’t afraid to be vulnerable.
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Cats are patient.

Cat regularly bring you tokens of their affections.

Cleavage doesn’t interest a cat unless it’s big enough to sleep in.








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Cats listen when you talk about your day.
Cats don’t exaggerate the truth.
Cats believe in the simple pleasures.
Cats don’t care if your housekeeping is less than perfect.

You can kiss a cat all night and never get razor burn.

You never have to entertain your cat’s boss





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Cats don't borrow money.

A cat would never finish your sentences.

A cat would never grill you about other cats you've known... Almost never.

Cats comprehend the importance of being affectionate.

A cat will wait and rub up against your legs no matter what time you get home.





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You can talk all night on the phone and a cat will never give you the evil eye.

You never feel alone when you're with a cat

Cats never complain about your mother

A cat might wear a wig, but never a toupee

Cats understand how difficult it is to keep your nail looking good and what a disater it is if you break one

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Cats don’t make jokes at your expense.

Cats like to hear the same story over and over again.

Cats don’t care what color your hair is or whether it’s short or long.

A cat would never tell you you look better in high heels.

Rich, slim, or witty you needn’t be.
A cat would love unconditionally.







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Cleavage doesn’t interest a cat unless it’s big enough to sleep in.

:lol:

[Faith92208]

* 1. Cats clean themselves everyday

* 2. A cat matures as it grows older.

* 3. Cats rarely miss the litter box.

* 4. Cats don’t hog the covers in bed.

* 5. Cats are inexpensive.

* 6. Cats listen to your problems without interrupting.

* 7. Cats eat out of one bowl and don’t leave lots of dishes around
the house.

* 8. Cats leave very few whiskers in the sink.

* 9. Cats comfort you when you are sick.

* 10. Cats don’t leave the toilet seat up.

* 11. At least when they sleep all day they don’t take up the whole
couch.

* 12. Cats won’t crush your legs when they sit on your lap.

* 13. Cats keep your ears warm at night.

* 14. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.

* 15. Cats do not drink beer.

* 16. If a cat gets lost, at least it has a tag on it to tell whoever
finds it where it lives.

* 17. A cat is loyal.

* 18. There’s a better chance of finding a cat that is willing to read
a book that doesn’t have any pictures.

* 19. Cats always greet you when you get home.

* 20. A cat’s idea of a good time is a game of string and a good belly
rub.

* 21. Cats don’t come with in-laws.

* 22. A cat won’t steal anything but your glasses, your golf balls,
and your heart.

* 23. Cats drink less and snuggle more.

* 24. Each of a cat’s nine lives is worthwhile.

* 25. A cat can’t write checks.

* 26. Cats can entertain themselves.

* 27. Cats are more attractive when they run around naked.

* 28. Cats like to watch “ER” more than a football game.

* 29. You can have an intelligent conversation with a cat.

* 30. Cats actually think with their heads.

* 32. “Meow” is never a lie.

* 33. Cats are more likely to be up to date on their shots.

* 34. They will both stand outside your door and whine indefinitely,
but a cat will stop if you let it in.

* 35. Cats will never use up the last of your shampoo and then
complain that it was the wrong kind.

* 36. Cats seldom go bald with age.

* 37. If a cat fixes yours car brakes, it will do it correctly.

* 38. If cats don’t kow how to do something, they are more likely to
admit it.

* 39. A cat might bring you household vermin as a present, but never
“sexy lingerie.”

* 40. Most cats don’t like to drive, so you don’t have to worry about
them crashing your car.

* 41. Cats won’t leave you waiting by the phone.

* 42. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat, you only need to spend 53
cents.

* 43. A cat’s friend is more likely to be less annoying.

* 44. Cats won’t leave a ring in your bathtub.

* 45. Cats can’t say, “I love you” without meaning it.

* 46. Cats are ALWAYS cute.

* 47. The only things cats expect you to “put out” are food, water,
and a clean litter box.

* 48. When you leave a cat alone in the house, you know it won’t
invite friends over for beer and pretzels.

* 49. Cats know what kindness is. And last but certainly not least:

* 50. Men are sometimes pigs or asses, but cats are always cats.

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[johnc040108]

lol... too funny girls

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well now

[Miss Rizzo]

Lol a lot of the same concepts can be applied to dogs too!

But I still like men. And women.

I'm sure there aren't any reasons why a cat is a better than a woman right?

Um ok maybe there are but I won't say them.