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francie21805
11-16-2008, 01:38 PM
Overheard at Meetings


The good news is you get your emotions back; the bad news is you get your emotions back.

If drinking is interfering with you work, you’re probably a heavy drinker.
If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.

When I was new, I didn’t think I had any obsessions until I started thinking about it. Then it was all I could think about.

How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?

From a newcomer reading the ‘Promises’ for the first time: “We will comprehend the word cemetery and we will know peace”

A treatment center is where you go and pay $30,000 to find out that AA meeting are free.

Sobriety is the leading cause of relapse.

My life may be unmanageable, but now it’s a better quality of unmanageability.

This is a ‘One Day at a Time’ program. If your are sober today, you are tied for first place in AA.

Starlight
11-25-2008, 09:14 PM
I thank you for sharing this..... so many good ones, but this one made me say "wow":

This is a ‘One Day at a Time’ program. If your are sober today, you are tied for first place in AA.