Comebacks to Pickup Lines

[francie21805]

Comebacks to Pickup Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

[sioux]

My favorite author is Laurie Notaro...Idiot Girl books.

Once her boyfriend gave her "the speach" about how he could not commit to a relationship.

Her response: "Why, you going to prison?"

[Miss Rizzo]

Lol to all of them, but when I read this:

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

It reminded of this time I said the exact same thing to a girl and that's what she said to me! A conspiracy of some sort?