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06-07-2006, 10:32 AM
How to install a wireless security system:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really
big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on
your front door that says something like this: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have
gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit
bulls, they've just been wormed."
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ... a really
big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo
magazine. Put a dog dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on
your front door that says something like this: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have
gone to get more ammunition - back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit
bulls, they've just been wormed."