Reasons not to go to a meeting

[dalin]

I have to floss my cat.

The man on television told me to stay tuned.

I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.

I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.

I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.

My patent is pending.

I'm worried about my vertical hold.

The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.

I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.

I left my body in my other clothes.

The last time I went, I never came back.

My yucca plant is feeling yucky.

I never go on days that end in "Y."

All of my guilt spilt and I have to clean it up.

I've been traded to Cincinnati.

I have to rotate my crops.

I'm up to my elbows in waxy buildup.

I have to go to court for kitty littering.

I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.

I have to jog my memory.

I have to stay home and see if I snore.


ONLY ONE REASON TO GO: To remain happy, joyous and free!
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[dalin]

she might be there !!!


That meeting sucks!!!


There's no recovery at that meeting!!!


There's no coffee at that meeting!!!!


I'm looking to go to a speaker meeting instead!!!!


There's no woman at that meeting....(mens stag)


It's too far away....


or


I don't feel like a meeting tonight!!!

[dalin]

my home cat experiments are going to good to stop

anal leakage

i can't stop drooling

lime wire is giving away songs

i have to poop.(see anal leakage)

free porno

dog ate my homework

i'm chairing the local s&m meeting instead

need my nits picked

elves have kidnapped me

the mothership told me not to go

bush is still president

chicago politics is too funny to miss

al franken (little baby jesus please help us)

clowns frighten me

i may actually get help

hugs are dangerous

coffee is poisoned

i am roasting a ox

my ex wife wouldn't want me to go

re runs of ren and stimpy

home shopping network has me mesmerized

MEETING MAKERS MAKE IT

[dalin]

My first sponsor asked me in my first 90 days

when I missed a meeting

"So how did that brain surgery go?"

[annalittlebit]

That one reason to go sure beats all the others----Thanks Dalin!!!!!!!!!!!

[AngryDan]

Some reasons I hear, and some I practice, in my area:These aren't meant to be funny, rather, they are kind of sad...and all true.


They let people with 30 days chair.

If I go to that meeting, my "recovery house " fines me.

I didn't sign in at the "recovery house" for that meeting first.

"My house manager won't let me go because my ex/boy/girl- I like goes there.

They close with "the lords prayer"

They asked an AA person to speak there tonight.

The old-timer that goes there says things I dont like.

They preach that if you dont go to a "recovery house" there, you cant stay clean.

That group decided to have their meetings at a certain persons house.

That group decided to use their basket donations to buy a pig to roast to have their home group aniversary party.

Welcome to some truths of the Costal Carolina Area of NA



The owner of 24 of the 80 "recovery houses" in town is speaking tonight.

My sponsorship family doesnt approve of the speakers message.