shydawg
01-09-2009, 03:19 AM
The Garden
* So, you deserve a better way of life? Try planting this simple garden. To get started all you need is willingness to follow some suggestions and expend a little effort. If you need assistance; plenty of help is available.
There is no need to purchase fertilizer as we each have our own supply of BS
Literature is available to answer your questions and help you learn about tools you will need (all tools needed to work in your garden are freely available.).
If you are not familiar with how to use a tool, just ask any experienced gardener (they will be happy to share their knowledge).
A final point before breaking ground (also known as plowing in and turning it over): For the health and safety of all gardeners everything in the garden is organic. No Pesticides (chemicals or other artificial substances) allowed!
Begin your garden by sowing five rows of P's…
·* * * * *Patience
·* * * * *Persistence
·* * * * *Perseverance
·* * * * *Prayer
·* * * * *Peacefulness
Then Plant four rows of squash…
·* * * * *Squash indifference
·* * * * *Squash ego
·* * * * *Squash intolerance
·* * * * *Squash injustice
Follow this with five rows of lettuce…
·* * * * *Let us be honest
·* * * * *Let us be open-minded
·* * * * *Let us be courteous
·* * * * *Let us be unselfish
·* * * * *Let us be humble
Finally lay out three rows of turnips…
·* * * * *Turn up at meetings
·* * * * *Turn up for service work
·* * * * *Turn up with a smile
If you are working hard, and not looking, you will often be followed by the Master Gardener (also known as H.P., God, etc.) sowing seeds of Fellowship and Harmony (resulting in a harvest of friends and serenity) as a bonus for your efforts.
Please remember to take care of your tools and keep them close at hand (your never know when you may need them). Also remember that all growing things need time to mature. Lovingly tend the garden daily and have faith that the Master will bountifully bless your works.
If you have questions that can't be answered by your fellow garners; the Master operates a 24-hour, toll-free hotline… Just call 1-877-ADDICTS.
Happy Gardening
* So, you deserve a better way of life? Try planting this simple garden. To get started all you need is willingness to follow some suggestions and expend a little effort. If you need assistance; plenty of help is available.
There is no need to purchase fertilizer as we each have our own supply of BS
Literature is available to answer your questions and help you learn about tools you will need (all tools needed to work in your garden are freely available.).
If you are not familiar with how to use a tool, just ask any experienced gardener (they will be happy to share their knowledge).
A final point before breaking ground (also known as plowing in and turning it over): For the health and safety of all gardeners everything in the garden is organic. No Pesticides (chemicals or other artificial substances) allowed!
Begin your garden by sowing five rows of P's…
·* * * * *Patience
·* * * * *Persistence
·* * * * *Perseverance
·* * * * *Prayer
·* * * * *Peacefulness
Then Plant four rows of squash…
·* * * * *Squash indifference
·* * * * *Squash ego
·* * * * *Squash intolerance
·* * * * *Squash injustice
Follow this with five rows of lettuce…
·* * * * *Let us be honest
·* * * * *Let us be open-minded
·* * * * *Let us be courteous
·* * * * *Let us be unselfish
·* * * * *Let us be humble
Finally lay out three rows of turnips…
·* * * * *Turn up at meetings
·* * * * *Turn up for service work
·* * * * *Turn up with a smile
If you are working hard, and not looking, you will often be followed by the Master Gardener (also known as H.P., God, etc.) sowing seeds of Fellowship and Harmony (resulting in a harvest of friends and serenity) as a bonus for your efforts.
Please remember to take care of your tools and keep them close at hand (your never know when you may need them). Also remember that all growing things need time to mature. Lovingly tend the garden daily and have faith that the Master will bountifully bless your works.
If you have questions that can't be answered by your fellow garners; the Master operates a 24-hour, toll-free hotline… Just call 1-877-ADDICTS.
Happy Gardening