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bluidkiti
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject: Only A Mother. . .
Only A Mother...
• Can listen to the same knock-knock joke 27 times without hollering, ’nobody’s home.’
• Will be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks ‘cookie’ begins with a ‘k.’
• Sees a Picasso in those scribbles decorating the fridge.
• Knows all the verses to ’this Old Man.’
• Invests fifty dollars in stale macaroons to help send the French Club to Disneyland.
• Can look across town and locate a missing shoe from her office desk phone.
• Has a bathtub that’s filled with little yellow duckies.
• Knows the location of every drive-through window in town.
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bluidkiti
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Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:
The schoolteacher asked a boy this question: Suppose your mother baked a pie and there were six of you – your mother, your father and four children. What percentage of the pie would you get?
“One-fifth,” replied the boy.
The teacher responded, “I’m afraid you don’t know your fractions. Remember, there are six of you.”
“I know,” said the boy, “but you don’t know my mother. She would say she didn’t want any pie so we could have more.”
bluidkiti
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Age: 44
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Posts: 7079
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:
An ounce of mother is often worth more than a ton of clergy.
Motherhood is the salvation of womanhood.
Helpful hint for the new mother: just fill up at one end and empty
at the other.
Abraham Lincoln said, 'The greatest lessons I ever learned were at
my mother's knees."
A community or nation can be no stronger than its mothers.
-- Croft M. Pentz, The Complete Book of Zingers
_________________
AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K.
"No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy
God says that each of us is worth loving.
We stay sober together - one day at a time!
bluidkiti
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Age: 44
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7079
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:02 pm Post subject: Only A Mother. . .
Only A Mother...
• Can listen to the same knock-knock joke 27 times without hollering, ’nobody’s home.’
• Will be a Scrabble partner with a kid who thinks ‘cookie’ begins with a ‘k.’
• Sees a Picasso in those scribbles decorating the fridge.
• Knows all the verses to ’this Old Man.’
• Invests fifty dollars in stale macaroons to help send the French Club to Disneyland.
• Can look across town and locate a missing shoe from her office desk phone.
• Has a bathtub that’s filled with little yellow duckies.
• Knows the location of every drive-through window in town.
Received in email
bluidkiti
Administrator
Age: 44
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7079
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:
The schoolteacher asked a boy this question: Suppose your mother baked a pie and there were six of you – your mother, your father and four children. What percentage of the pie would you get?
“One-fifth,” replied the boy.
The teacher responded, “I’m afraid you don’t know your fractions. Remember, there are six of you.”
“I know,” said the boy, “but you don’t know my mother. She would say she didn’t want any pie so we could have more.”
bluidkiti
Administrator
Age: 44
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7079
Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 2:03 pm Post subject:
An ounce of mother is often worth more than a ton of clergy.
Motherhood is the salvation of womanhood.
Helpful hint for the new mother: just fill up at one end and empty
at the other.
Abraham Lincoln said, 'The greatest lessons I ever learned were at
my mother's knees."
A community or nation can be no stronger than its mothers.
-- Croft M. Pentz, The Complete Book of Zingers
_________________
AA gives us an opportunity to recreate ourselves, with God's help, one day at a time. --Rufus K.
"No matter what you have done up to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day." --Brian Tracy
God says that each of us is worth loving.
We stay sober together - one day at a time!