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06-07-2006, 03:25 PM
A Good Pun Is Its Own Re-Word:
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
- Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Once you've seen a shopping center, you've seen a mall.
- Bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
- Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
- What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)
- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
- Once you've seen a shopping center, you've seen a mall.
- Bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis.