Beware! If you fall for. . .

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Beware! If you fall for:

** A chef? (You get buttered up.)
** A chauffer? (You get taken for a ride.)
** A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
** A Telephone operator? (He or she gives you a phone-y line.)
** A garbage man? (He dumps you.)
** A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
** A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
** A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
** An elevator operator? He lets you down.)
** An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
** A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)