janbear
10-08-2006, 03:53 PM
Space Monkeys
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an
astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they
were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send
them up into space.
As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced,
"This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!"
At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the
shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off.
Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, "This is
mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!"
At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the
shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.
Another two hours later mission control announced, "This is mission
control to the astronaut..."
At this the astronaut responded "I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and
don't touch anything."
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an
astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they
were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send
them up into space.
As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced,
"This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!"
At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the
shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off.
Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, "This is
mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!"
At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the
shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.
Another two hours later mission control announced, "This is mission
control to the astronaut..."
At this the astronaut responded "I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and
don't touch anything."