Why my house is such a mess

[admin]

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'computering',
And I had to answer, "yes."

He told me to get off my fanny
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
--Author Unknown

[mellotripp]

If I thought my life was dull
I never thought it be so full
And if I cannot make this ryhme
I hope at least I can stay clean this time
Just for today

[mellotripp]

Teach the young ones well
Is what he told me you see
Dont let it happen to you
Like it did to me
There's better times and bad times
In this world we have to fall
In times when life turns madness
He answers our call
Amazing Grace for all to live by his mighty commandment
So all the filthy rich can give for what there loss of life meant
We pray for bread to eat each day, forgiving death of one
Now it's time we all obey for taking temptation
Faith gives in to hope no more
As Grace that only he
The good has overcome us all as Blessed Charity