Anthill Golfing

[janbear]

Anthill Golfing

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than
move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty
swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot.
Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot.

So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and
ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are we
going to do?"

Said the other ant: "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on
the ball."

[mellotripp]

A newcomer come to his first meeting, which happens to be birthday night for all the members who are celebrating in that month.
Eager to leave and not ready to quit, the newcomer asks an oldtimer, what time is the party is over. The oldtimer says "when all the alcohol is gone"
"But there is none" says the newcomer. The oldtimer says "Exactly"
"In or out kid, the party never stops"