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10-23-2006, 03:37 PM
FOLLOWING YOUR ORDERS
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that
nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"
Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."
and...
Why do you put band-aids in the fridge?
For cold cuts!
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that
nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"
Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."
and...
Why do you put band-aids in the fridge?
For cold cuts!