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10-29-2006, 09:14 PM
Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in
1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country
has ever known. Enjoy the following quotes:
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman... neither
works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put
it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men: ones that learn by reading,
few who learn by observation, and the rest of them have to
pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every
now and then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta' the bag is a whole lot easier 'n
puttin' it back.
And finally: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion
felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're
full of bull, keep your mouth shut. :11:
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1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country
has ever known. Enjoy the following quotes:
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman... neither
works.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put
it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men: ones that learn by reading,
few who learn by observation, and the rest of them have to
pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every
now and then to make sure it's still there.
Lettin' the cat outta' the bag is a whole lot easier 'n
puttin' it back.
And finally: After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion
felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a
hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're
full of bull, keep your mouth shut. :11:
Received in email