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10-31-2006, 10:18 AM
- Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in
more places.
- Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you
from enjoying it.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
- Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.
- The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.
- When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public
restroom.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.
- Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
- Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to
blame it on.
- A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a
television on the blink.
- The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing
to let them.
- Money isn't everything....there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers
checks.
- The marvels of today's modern technology include the soda can, which when
discarded, will last forever and a $20,000 car, which when properly cared for
will rust out in two or three years.
- I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
- Many a good man has failed because he had his wishbone where his backbone
should have been.
- Laughter is an instant vacation.
- It's not just the ups and downs that make life difficult, it's the jerks.
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
- Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
- He's the kind of man you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
- Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when
you don't.
- If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be
exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. :11:
more places.
- Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you
from enjoying it.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
- Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.
- The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size
bucket.
- When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public
restroom.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.
- Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
- Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
- A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to
blame it on.
- A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a
television on the blink.
- The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing
to let them.
- Money isn't everything....there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers
checks.
- The marvels of today's modern technology include the soda can, which when
discarded, will last forever and a $20,000 car, which when properly cared for
will rust out in two or three years.
- I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
- Many a good man has failed because he had his wishbone where his backbone
should have been.
- Laughter is an instant vacation.
- It's not just the ups and downs that make life difficult, it's the jerks.
- Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
- Get the facts first. You can distort them later.
- He's the kind of man you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
- Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when
you don't.
- If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be
exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. :11: