clean42day
01-20-2007, 04:08 PM
Never throw away the instructions! Some could save your LIFE!
Larry
> (This does NOT mean you.)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
>
>
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
> (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! >No purchase necessary. Details inside.
> (the shoplifter special?)
>
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> (and that would be???....)
>
>
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving >suggestion: Defrost."
> (but, it's just a suggestion.)
> ============ ========= ===
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on >bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
> (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
>
>
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
> (...and you thought????. .
>
> ============ ========= ==
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
> (but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
>
>
> ============ ========= ======
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> (..I'm taking this because???.. ..)
>
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> ============ ========= =========
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> (as opposed to what?)
>
>
> ============ ========= =====
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
> (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
>
> ============ ========= =========
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains >nuts."
> (talk about a news flash)
>
>
> ============ ========= =====
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
> (Step 3: say what?)
>
>
> ============ ========= ======
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
> (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>
>
> ============ ========= ===
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
> (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>
>
> ============ ========= ======
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...
>
>
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>
> ****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****
Larry
> (This does NOT mean you.)
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
>
>
On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
> (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
============ ========= ========= ======
On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! >No purchase necessary. Details inside.
> (the shoplifter special?)
>
> ============ ========= ======
On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
> (and that would be???....)
>
>
> ============ ========= =======
On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving >suggestion: Defrost."
> (but, it's just a suggestion.)
> ============ ========= ===
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on >bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
> (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
>
>
> ============ ========= =====
On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
> (...and you thought????. .
>
> ============ ========= ==
On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
> (but wouldn't this save me time?)
> ============ ========= =========
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
>
>
> ============ ========= ======
>
On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
> (..I'm taking this because???.. ..)
>
>
> ============ ========= =========
On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
> (as opposed to what?)
>
>
> ============ ========= =====
On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
> (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
>
>
> ============ ========= =========
On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains >nuts."
> (talk about a news flash)
>
>
> ============ ========= =====
On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
> (Step 3: say what?)
>
>
> ============ ========= ======
On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
> (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
>
>
> ============ ========= ===
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
> (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
>
>
> ============ ========= ======
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...
>
>
>============ ========= ========
>
> ****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****