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01-27-2007, 05:49 PM
BUG RIDDLES
Which mosquito attacked Dorothy and Toto?
The Wicked Itch of the West
Where do spiders go to learn new words?
Web-ster's Dictionary
What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
A bug that says grace before eating your house.
What's spiral in shape and very crowded?
A snail with a houseguest.
How do you start a lightning bug race?
On Your Mark! Get Set! GLOW!
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newly webs!
Why was the inchworm angry?
He had to convert to the metric system.
What comes after a mayfly?
A June bug.
Which bee can't buzz?
The mumble bee.
What is the best year for grasshoppers?
Leap year!
Which mosquito attacked Dorothy and Toto?
The Wicked Itch of the West
Where do spiders go to learn new words?
Web-ster's Dictionary
What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
A bug that says grace before eating your house.
What's spiral in shape and very crowded?
A snail with a houseguest.
How do you start a lightning bug race?
On Your Mark! Get Set! GLOW!
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newly webs!
Why was the inchworm angry?
He had to convert to the metric system.
What comes after a mayfly?
A June bug.
Which bee can't buzz?
The mumble bee.
What is the best year for grasshoppers?
Leap year!