For The Kids

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What does "Maximum" mean?
A very big mother!

What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!

Why is perfume obedient?
Because it is scent wherever it goes!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who!
Juicy what I just saw!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want to come in!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies!

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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

What did Noah do for a job?
He was an arkitecht!

What's that fly doing in my gravy?
Looks like the breast stroke!

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Teacher: When do astronauts eat?
Pupil: At launch time!

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As I was dropping off my son at his daycare the other day, I overheard some of the other children talking about their siblings.

"My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one little boy.

"My sister takes gymnastics," said another.

Not to be outdone, the littlest child in the group piped up. "My sister takes antibiotics!"

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Doctor, Doctor I ve lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar
I can't believe that!

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What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down?
A: They quack up!

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Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!

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What goes tick, woof, tick, woof, tick, woof, tick, woof, tick, woof?
A watch dog