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07-01-2007, 08:13 PM
WARNINGS THAT SHOULD COME ON BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to wonder what happened to your underwear.
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to believe you are whispering when you are, in fact, shouting.
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to believe you can dance. Or worse, sing.
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to tell your friends that you love them ... over and over again.
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to believe old lovers want you to call them at four o'clock in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of this product may be a major factor in getting the snot beaten out of you.
WARING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode.
WARNING: consumption of this product may lead you to believe you can talk to the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: consumption of this product may be a major factor in increasing world population.
WARNING: consumption of this product may lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to wonder what happened to your underwear.
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to believe you are whispering when you are, in fact, shouting.
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to believe you can dance. Or worse, sing.
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to tell your friends that you love them ... over and over again.
WARNING: consumption of this product may cause you to believe old lovers want you to call them at four o'clock in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of this product may be a major factor in getting the snot beaten out of you.
WARING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode.
WARNING: consumption of this product may lead you to believe you can talk to the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: consumption of this product may be a major factor in increasing world population.
WARNING: consumption of this product may lead you to think that people are laughing WITH you.