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07-05-2007, 02:15 PM
Warnings on Alcohol Products
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
1. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode.
10. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
9. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
8. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
7. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
6. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
1. WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Maak you tink you can tipe real gode.