dalin
07-27-2007, 10:50 AM
Who is Jack Schitt?
When someone says to you “You don’t know Jack Schitt,” you can now prove them wrong because you’ll know all about Jack Schitt.
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married Oh Schitt, the owner of knee-Deep Schitt Inn. Jack schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holly schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Falla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Falla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt and Cowe Schitt. Bull Schitt married his second cousin, Pisa Schitt. They now await the arrival of the little Schitt.
Now you know “Jack Schitt
When someone says to you “You don’t know Jack Schitt,” you can now prove them wrong because you’ll know all about Jack Schitt.
Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married Oh Schitt, the owner of knee-Deep Schitt Inn. Jack schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holly schitt, their first, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Falla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Falla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt and Cowe Schitt. Bull Schitt married his second cousin, Pisa Schitt. They now await the arrival of the little Schitt.
Now you know “Jack Schitt