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Old 03-02-2008, 03:44 AM   #1
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Grant me the Lafter

Today's humorous thoughts are:

Man said: If I lie I have to face a lie detector.
Woman said: You mean a Polygraph test?
Man answered: No, my sponsor!

Drunk classic for sober people:

There was an alcoholic woman in my home town who, in the course of her drinking, married four times: a millionaire, a magician, a minister, and finally an undertaker. That's one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go!

Sober fact:

If we went back to drinking or using, we'd be starting where we left off -- at the bottom.

You are reading from the book:
God Grant Me The Laughter by Ed F.
Copyright 1989 by Ed F.
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