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Join Date: Jun 2006
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*You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When*
* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. * Instant coffee takes too long. * You chew on other people's fingernails. * You answer the door, before people knock. * You sleep with your eyes open. * You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. * You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. * You're the employee of the month at Starbucks - and you don't even work there. * You help your dog chase its tail. * You lick your coffeepot clean. * You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. * You're so wired you pick up FM radio. * You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug.
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