Children's Exam Answers

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Children's Exam Answers:

Q: Name the four seasons?
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized?
A: The body is consisted into three parts--the
brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs; and the abdominal
cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U.

Q: What is a fibula?
A. A small lie.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.