Useful Work Phrases

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USEFUL WORK PHRASES

- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

- It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off.

- No, my powers can only be used for good.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- You sound reasonable... It must be time to up my medication.

- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
- My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

- It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

- At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

- Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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