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*francie21805* · 10-29-2008, 06:14 PM

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your Clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your Butt.'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the Husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put Talcum Powder in my Underwear?'

She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder, It's 'Miracle Grow.'

*annalittlebit* · 10-30-2008, 06:06 AM

nicole_layne04 · 12-15-2008, 01:36 AM

LMFAO!!!!

letgo · 12-15-2008, 03:13 AM

*clean42day* · 02-14-2009, 05:40 AM

very funny - I think I try this one on D.....lol

10-29-2008, 06:14 PM	#1
francie21805 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,626	It's 'Miracle Grow One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your Clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your Butt.' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply could not let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the Husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put Talcum Powder in my Underwear?' She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder, It's 'Miracle Grow.' __________________ If nothing changes, then nothing changes

10-30-2008, 06:06 AM	#2
annalittlebit Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Scenery Hill, Pa Posts: 6,025	__________________ Each and every morning I Thank God for my sobriety---I could never have done it without Him!!!

12-15-2008, 01:36 AM	#3
nicole_layne04 Regular Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: west virginia Posts: 32	LMFAO!!!! __________________

02-14-2009, 05:40 AM	#5
clean42day Moderator Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lancaster CA Posts: 1,770	very funny - I think I try this one on D.....lol __________________ Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, we can all start from today and make a brand new ending. ~Carl Bard~ "Live today fully, expressing gratitude for all you have been, all you are right now, and all you are becoming." Melodie Beattie

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