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11-14-2008, 09:28 AM
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202 Reasons Why a Cat is Better than a Man
 Cats love when you fuss over them. Cats are not afraid to commitment. Cats don’t believe in divorce. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Beautiful woman needs lots of shoes. A cat thinks you should have lots of shoes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A cat doesn’t care how you look in the morning. A cat would never flirt with your friends. A cat would never tell you how to dress or grouse that you wear too much makeup. More later... |
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11-14-2008, 10:07 AM
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11-15-2008, 07:37 AM
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 Though they’re impeccable about grooming, cats don’t hog the bathroom. Cats don’t leave the toilet seat up. Cats love to listen to you sing. Cats are never sarcastic. A cat would never use your razor for his face. A cat would never bet on the horses. Cats are loyal. They don’t give their affection to just anyone who strokes them. A cat would never wear a pinky ring.
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11-15-2008, 07:40 AM
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11-16-2008, 09:31 AM
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 A cat would never hog the remote. A cat would just as soon curl up with a good book, or play with a yarn mouse, as watch trashTV. Cats are easy to live with. Cats love to cuddle. “9 out of 10 people find it relaxing to be with a cat.” Cats lower your blood pressure. Cats think you look smart in glasses. Cats are great company. Cats adore independent women. Cat’s don’t worry abut being politically correct.
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11-17-2008, 07:18 AM
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 A cat would never apologize to his friends because you’re a vegetarian. A cat would never hang a moose head in the living room. Cats adapt well to mood swings. Cats don’t hold a grudge. Cats are civilized. A cat doesn’t need a Rottweiler to make him feel macho. A cat doesn’t need to be right 100 percent of the time. A cat doesn’t care if you beat him at Jeopardy. Cats like to exercise with you.
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11-17-2008, 11:42 AM
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They don't leave the toilet seat up although they like to drink from the potty.
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11-17-2008, 11:47 AM
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Yes they do!
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11-18-2008, 05:31 PM
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 Cats love to putter in the garden. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A cat doesn’t need to go out in the woods with other cats, Beat drums, light fires, and dance to get in touch with is cathood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A cat isn’t threatened if you have a lot of friends. A cat would never ask you to sign a palimony agreement. Cats aren’t afraid to be vulnerable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cats are patient. Cat regularly bring you tokens of their affections. Cleavage doesn’t interest a cat unless it’s big enough to sleep in.
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11-19-2008, 05:00 PM
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