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*francie21805* · 11-16-2008, 07:23 PM

Comebacks to Pickup Lines

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

sioux · 11-20-2008, 12:13 PM

My favorite author is Laurie Notaro...Idiot Girl books.

Once her boyfriend gave her "the speach" about how he could not commit to a relationship.

Her response: "Why, you going to prison?"

Miss Rizzo · 12-13-2008, 09:12 PM

Lol to all of them, but when I read this:

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today

It reminded of this time I said the exact same thing to a girl and that's what she said to me! A conspiracy of some sort?

11-16-2008, 07:23 PM	#1
francie21805 Moderator Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,626	Comebacks to Pickup Lines Comebacks to Pickup Lines Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. __________________ If nothing changes, then nothing changes

11-20-2008, 12:13 PM	#2
sioux Devoted Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 366	My favorite author is Laurie Notaro...Idiot Girl books. Once her boyfriend gave her "the speach" about how he could not commit to a relationship. Her response: "Why, you going to prison?" __________________ "We have come to believe He would like us to keep our heads in the clouds with Him, but that our feet ought to be firmly planted on earth. That is where our fellow travelers are, and that is where our work must be done." P 130, Alcoholics Anonymous

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12-13-2008, 09:12 PM	#3
Miss Rizzo Now Officially An Adult Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Washington Posts: 71	Lol to all of them, but when I read this: Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today It reminded of this time I said the exact same thing to a girl and that's what she said to me! A conspiracy of some sort?