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*admin* · 07-04-2006, 09:00 AM

You Know You're Getting Old When...

- You wonder why everyone is starting to mumble.

- You finally find something you've been looking for, for ages, but
can't remember WHY you wanted it.

- You can't finish a conversation because you don't remember what you were talking about.

- You can't be tried by a jury of your peers, because there are none.

- You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.

- It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.

- You walk with your head high, trying to get used to your bifocals.

- Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

- In the morning you hear snap, crackle and pop and you're eating oatmeal.

07-04-2006, 09:00 AM	#1
admin Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 28,249	You Know You're Getting Old When... You Know You're Getting Old When... - You wonder why everyone is starting to mumble. - You finally find something you've been looking for, for ages, but can't remember WHY you wanted it. - You can't finish a conversation because you don't remember what you were talking about. - You can't be tried by a jury of your peers, because there are none. - You're sitting on a park bench, and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs. - It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump. - You walk with your head high, trying to get used to your bifocals. - Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. - In the morning you hear snap, crackle and pop and you're eating oatmeal.

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