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*admin* · 07-06-2006, 01:02 PM

TOP TEN SIGNS

YOU'VE BEEN LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS TOO LONG

10. They withhold Social Security from your allowance

9. You notice that "old person smell" but it's coming from your room

8. You have to explain to your children that you can't take them to the zoo today because you're grounded

7. The annual "growth chart" marks on the hallway door indicate you are getting shorter

6. The blue of your Smurf sheets match your varicose veins

5. You were grounded for drinking the last can of Ensure

4. You excitedly beg your mom to buy that new cereal, the one with the high fiber

3. Stopped stealing their liquor; started stealing their Lipitor

2. Last night you were grounded because you stayed out too late with your wife

1. You can't go to Vegas until you eat all your vegetables
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07-06-2006, 01:02 PM	#1
admin Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 28,249	Top 10 Signs You've Been Living W/ Your Parents Too Long TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS TOO LONG 10. They withhold Social Security from your allowance 9. You notice that "old person smell" but it's coming from your room 8. You have to explain to your children that you can't take them to the zoo today because you're grounded 7. The annual "growth chart" marks on the hallway door indicate you are getting shorter 6. The blue of your Smurf sheets match your varicose veins 5. You were grounded for drinking the last can of Ensure 4. You excitedly beg your mom to buy that new cereal, the one with the high fiber 3. Stopped stealing their liquor; started stealing their Lipitor 2. Last night you were grounded because you stayed out too late with your wife 1. You can't go to Vegas until you eat all your vegetables Received in email

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