What If Cats Ran Our Courts?

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WHAT IF CATS RAN OUR COURTS?

No matter what the crime, mice get the death penalty.

The whole place smells like a litter box but, sadly, this is an improvement.

Every case is a mistrial because the judge declares each one "utterly boring and not worth my time."

You can only deliver your closing argument once the judge has curled up in your lap.

The judge always seems to sit in the middle of the documents you're trying to enter into evidence.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have you reached a---hey! A string!"

Court recesses every hour for a nap in the sunlight on the window sill.

"Objection! Your honor, I object! Your honor? No, over here. Here! OVER HERE HERE HERE!"
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