A Good Pun Is Its Own Re-Word

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A Good Pun Is Its Own Re-Word:

- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

- Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

- Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

- What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

- Once you've seen a shopping center, you've seen a mall.

- Bakers trade recipes on a knead-to-know basis.