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Old 07-11-2006, 11:55 AM   #1
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SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME
>>>(WHOSE HEAD GEAR PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW),
>>>THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS
>>>IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
>>>
>>>
>>>IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING
>>>
>>>TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
>>>
>>>
>>>THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
>>>"I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
>>>
>>>
>>>THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO,
>>>THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."
>>>
>>>
>>>ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,
>>>
>>>AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID,
>>>"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE
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