Words That Really Should Exist

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Words That Really Should Exist
- Abracadabbler: an amateur magician.
- Badaptation: a bad movie version of a good book.
- Carbage: the trash found in your automobile.
- Dadicated: being the best father you can be.
- Ecrastinate: checking your e-mail just one more time.
- Faddict: someone who has to try every new trend that comes along.
- Gabberflasted: the state of being speechless due to someone else talking too much.
- Hackchoo: when you sneeze and cough at the same time.
- Iceburg: an uppity, snobbish neighborhood.
- Jobsolete: a position within a company that no longer exists.
- Knewlyweds: second marriage for both.
- Lamplify: turning on (or up) the lights within a room.
- Mandals: sandals for men.
- Nagivator: someone who constantly assists with driving directions in an overly-
critical manner.
- Obliment: an obligatory compliment.
- Pestariffic: adjective describing a particularly pesty person.
- Qcumbersome: a salad that contains too many cucumbers.
- Ramdumbtious: a rowdy, energetic person who's not too bright.
- Sanktuary: a graveyard for ships.
- Testimoney: fees paid to expert witnesses.
- Unbrella: an umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out.
- Vehiculized: you own a vehicle.
- Wackajacky: very messed up.
- Xerocks: two identical pieces of stone.
- Yawnese: the language of someone trying to speak while yawning.