sister margaret

[bry]

Sister Margaret had been a Nun all her life.. Then she was called to
her reward. As she approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "Hold
on, Sister Margaret; not so fast!"

"But I have been good all my life and dedicated to the work of the Lord
from the time I was taken in as an infant by the sisters at the Convent
to my dying breath. I have lived for this moment!" Sister Margaret
exclaimed in disbelief.

"That is just the problem," replied St. Peter. "You never learned right
from wrong and, to get into Heaven, you must know the difference
between right and wrong.

"Well, what can I do? I will do anything to get into Heaven!" Sister
Margaret pleaded.

"I am going to have to send you back down to Earth. When you get there
I want you to smoke a cigarette and call me when you are finished. We
will discuss your situation then," ordered St. Peter.

Sister Margaret returned to Earth, smoked a Camel, and then immediately
called St. Peter, coughing and hacking.
"Saint Peter" she gasped, "I can hardly breathe, my mouth tastes
terrible, my breath stinks, I feel dizzy, and I think I am going to
throw up."

"Good!" replied the old Saint. "Now you are finally getting a feel for
right and wrong. Now go out tonight and drink some hard liquor and call
me when you are ready."

Sister Margaret phoned St. Peter immediately after having several belts
of Jack Daniel's. "Saint Peter.......I feel woozy. That vile liquor
burned my throat and nauseated me. It is all I can do to keep it down."

"Good, good! Now you are starting to see the difference between right
and wrong," said St. Peter with delight..
"Tomorrow I want you to seek out a man and know him in the Biblical
sense. You know, Have sex with him, afterward, call me."


Two weeks passed before Sister Margaret called St. Peter and left a message:

"Yo, Pete, It's Peggy.........It's gonna be a while."


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