Top 10 Signs Your Computer Keyboard Needs To Be Cleaned

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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR COMPUTER KEYBOARD NEEDS to be CLEANED
10. You can turn the keyboard over and get a mid-afternoon snack.
9. You filled up a brand new vacuum bag ... and it's still dirty.
8. You can no longer tell the difference between the "NumLock" light and the
bioluminescent fungus.
7. The ants have taken the "W," "Q," and "Esc" keys.
6. There's so much dust under the keys some of them can no longer be depressed.
5. You call tech support but can't tell them what kind of keyboard you're using.
4. You can hang it from the ceiling and use it as a fly trap.
3. People ask for a set of rubber gloves before using it.
2. When your cat walks on it, it can't decide if it's a treat or a litter box.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUR COMPUTER KEYBOARD NEEDS to be CLEANED?
1. Everyone compliments you on your cool "Chia Keyboard."