More Groaners

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Did I tell you about the doctor who practiced medicine in Alaska? He kept his bandages in the refrigerator so he could use them for cold cuts.

Then there's the one about the bald guy who went to the pet store so he could get a little hare.

The Prince of Thieves kept a sheep for a mascot. The other 39 called it Ali Baa Baa.

If you crossed a giant with a skunk would you get a big stink?

My father used to be a tap dancer but he quit because he got tired of falling into the sink.

The other day one of the neighborhood kids bet me his dog could jump higher than my house. I said, "you're on!" but I lost the bet, of course, because my house can't jump at all.

If a dentist wins an award, do they give it to him on a plaque?