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I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars are
allowed through an intersection after the light turns red? Is it three or five?
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If you can't tie good knots, tie plenty of them.
-Yachtsman's Credo You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back. My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating. -Ashleigh Brilliant I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in alphabetical order like it should be. - Spike Donner from Ruminations The best defense against logic is ignorance. Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on earth. When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are. -Cary Grant People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. -David H. Comins I'm going to live forever, or die trying! -- Spider Robinson Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -Abraham Lincoln |
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Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these
meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done". Did you hear about the Mother Superior who was overweight? She ate nun-fattening foods. Seen on a T-shirt: 'I think therefore I have a headache.' LONELY PERSON: A guy who can't admit that he finds himself poor company. |
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If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown
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Bob Hope: "If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside
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"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from
a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." -- Unknown |
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"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics." (Author Unknown)
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Just because someone agrees with you doesn't make you right. It could just mean there's some one else out there as confused as you are.
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I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance... she leaned over and pushed me.
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