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Old 06-09-2006, 06:50 AM   #1
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I need someone to refresh my memory. How many cars are
allowed through an intersection after the light turns red? Is it
three or five?
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Old 06-16-2006, 04:35 PM   #2
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If you can't tie good knots, tie plenty of them.
-Yachtsman's Credo

You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on
the back.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is
fascinating. -Ashleigh Brilliant

I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in
alphabetical order like it should be. - Spike Donner from
Ruminations

The best defense against logic is ignorance.

Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to
discover your mistakes. - Antisthenes

Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on
earth.

When people tell you how young you look, they are also
telling you how old you are. -Cary Grant

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell
them Benjamin Franklin said it first. -David H. Comins

I'm going to live forever, or die trying! -- Spider Robinson

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test
a man's character, give him power. -Abraham Lincoln
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:14 AM   #3
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Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these
meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".

Did you hear about the Mother Superior who was overweight?
She ate nun-fattening foods.

Seen on a T-shirt: 'I think therefore I have a headache.'

LONELY PERSON: A guy who can't admit that he finds himself poor company.
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If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown
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Old 07-18-2006, 08:29 AM   #5
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Bob Hope: "If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside
fast. If God wants to play through, let Him."
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"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from
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"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics." (Author Unknown)
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Just because someone agrees with you doesn't make you right. It could just mean there's some one else out there as confused as you are.

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Old 07-30-2006, 09:54 AM   #10
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I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance... she leaned over and pushed me.
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