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*admin* · 11-18-2006, 04:57 PM

Benefits of Being a Woman

We got off the Titanic first.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

flickchic · 11-18-2006, 05:54 PM

love it!!!!

Montauktammy · 02-18-2008, 03:51 PM

Thank God About

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never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there

*thereishope* · 09-06-2008, 11:28 PM

*annalittlebit* · 09-07-2008, 05:37 AM

*Faith92208* · 10-14-2008, 07:11 PM

So true, particularly the part about chocolate.

11-18-2006, 04:57 PM	#1
admin Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 28,249	Benefits of Being a Woman Benefits of Being a Woman We got off the Titanic first. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. Taxis stop for us. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. We have the ability to dress ourselves. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

09-06-2008, 11:28 PM	#4
thereishope Community Greeter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: utah Posts: 4,591	__________________

09-07-2008, 05:37 AM	#5
annalittlebit Super Moderator Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Scenery Hill, Pa Posts: 6,023	__________________ Each and every morning I Thank God for my sobriety---I could never have done it without Him!!!

10-14-2008, 07:11 PM	#6
Faith92208 A Recovering Soul Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 310	So true, particularly the part about chocolate. __________________ My recovery site

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